Abducto Co. Probed™ Cotton Unisex Tank Top

Abduct Co. isn't just an apparel company; it explores UFOs, aliens, & research of ancient legends, through podcasts & thought-provoking designs.

I told the aliens probing me that they were a little behind the times; we humans discovered the wonders of colonoscopies ages ago! If aliens keep probing us, they're going to start charging co-payments and offering loyalty cards for frequent abductees!

This must-have unisex jersey tank top fits like a well-loved favorite. High quality print makes it an ultimate statement shirt for years to come. This item has side seams to provide structural support. All bindings are the same fabric as the rest of the tank. Depending on the color, cotton, polyester, or rayon can appear.

.: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Extra Light fabric (3.8 oz/yd² (110 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size