Abduct Co. Probed™ UFO Coffee Mug

I told the aliens probing me that they were a little behind the times; we humans discovered the wonders of colonoscopies ages ago! If aliens keep probing us, they're going to start charging co-payments and offering loyalty cards for frequent abductees!

Warm-up with a nice cuppa out of this customized ceramic coffee mug.  It’s BPA and Lead-free, microwave & dishwasher-safe, and made of white, durable ceramic in standard 11-ounce size. Thanks to the advanced printing tech, the design comes to life with incredibly vivid colors – the perfect gift for coffee, tea, and chocolate lovers.

.: These mugs are made with durable white ceramic so the art can stand out.
.: All mugs feature a comfortable C-handle and a shiny finish so that they're both easy to use and great to look at.
.: Drink confidently on a daily basis as all mugs are lead and BPA-free.