Abduct Co. Probed™ UFO Beach Towel

I told the aliens probing me that they were a little behind the times; we humans discovered the wonders of colonoscopies ages ago! If aliens keep probing us, they're going to start charging co-payments and offering loyalty cards for frequent abductees!

Beach days are always a bliss – showing up with a luxuriously soft and customized beach towel however can add a bit more sunshine to your day. This heavyweight towel feels extra lush to the touch as it features a polyester facing where the art goes in vivid detail, and a cotton loop backing for durability.

Please note: Due to the thickness of the towel the print colors may not soak all the way through the fabric and a white backing can appear when towel fibers are stroked.

.: Material: 52% polyester and 48% cotton
.: Comes in two sizes (30" × 60" and 36" × 72")
.: White cotton loop backing
.: One-sided print